taylorshaeee:

marththebland:

In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths

Why am I laughing so hard

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mypatronusisyou:

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
dirtymyke:

unluckycharmxo:

O MY GOD 

I’m dying

dirtymyke:

unluckycharmxo:

O MY GOD 

I’m dying

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perilously:

so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks

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  • Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
  • Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
  • Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
  • Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

alackof-color:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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theanimalblog:

Despite having a body like a small bear and a face similar to a cat, the secretive Bearcat is actually a member of the civet family, more closely related to Mongooses and Meerkats (and true civets of course). These baby Bearcats, also known as Binturongs, were born at the Wildlife Reserves Singapore’s Night Safari on January 26.

theanimalblog:

Despite having a body like a small bear and a face similar to a cat, the secretive Bearcat is actually a member of the civet family, more closely related to Mongooses and Meerkats (and true civets of course). These baby Bearcats, also known as Binturongs, were born at the Wildlife Reserves Singapore’s Night Safari on January 26.

BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.

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Life is a string of events between meals.

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